El uso de Twitter más raro que hemos visto hasta ahora

Escrito por javi el Febrero 27, 2008.

Creo que sería más barato una alarma en el móvil para revisar nivel de agua, pero desde Botanicalls nos proponen una forma para que las plantas “hablen” y nos pidan que sean regadas.

La verdad es que jamás dedicaría tantos recursos a una planta, pero las plantas de nuestra oficina agradecerían tener un sistema de este tipo para su supervivencia.

Es sin lugar a dudas el uso de Twitter más raro que hemos visto hasta ahora.

Pero no nos quedamos con esta idea tonta y poco práctica para la mayoría, y vamos a pensar en los usos que mecanismos similares podrían tener: un control de existencias de pienso en una granja que haga pedido automático a la empresa de piensos, un control de nivel de una fosa séptica que avise directamente a la empresa de saneamientos, aviso de presencia (alarmas), avisos de asistencia o ausencia del personal… estos usos se nos han ocurrido en el tiempo en que tardamos en escribir los otros tres párrafos de este post, así que que cada cual utilice su imaginación para pensar que de un uso raro y tonto de Twitter se puede derivar a usos realmente útiles de Twitter.

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en: "are u a squirrel, or u just like my nuts!? Whaaaaaa!" #catchphrase (via @rainnwilson) 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Heading to parkchester then dyckman. Mama needs a nutcracker...or 5. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Ordered the 2.26 13". Should be here tomorrow or Monday. At Starbucks now 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @somecrazyfun Well if you sent the elf to the woods,doesnt tht mean you were trying 2 kill the guy?Or take him to jail for his bad grammar? 07/03/09 12:53am
pt: @ElizaPatricia hmm... Cyber geek/hacker OR fat suit! 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Don't know where Im going tomorrow, my only clue is, dark. Are You Flippin Kidding Me?! For all I know it could be a closet, or the moon! ha 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @rainnwilson is that a catchphrase or a pickup line? either way, AHHH. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Head hurts for some reason, too much or too little coffee 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @AZPiR8King I didn't think he was funny either. But I do like Reno 911. Don't like Chris Farley or David Spade. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Is it just me, or does $40 for a haircut seem steep? And i was warned prices are getting ready to go up! 07/03/09 12:53am
en: I managed to get a review copy of Grant Wahl's new Beckham book, so look for a review in a week or so 07/03/09 12:53am
myspace.com/thebravoinfantry: bravo.bravo@ymail.com 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @heidimontag the hangover or Up! they're both hilarious 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Taco Bell or a big juicy burger? Decisions Decisions. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: I am fairly agile. I can bend and not break. Or I can break and take it with a smile. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Objects seen on walk to store: one lonely old shoe and the remains of something that once squeaked or chattered or something. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: http://tinyurl.com/mvh7s5 - Make $1600 in a week? or $500 to $600 a day? from home? Unemployed or even part timers.. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @kelseyohhh are you watching that show or the song? <L4UR3NL0V3> 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @sugarPlumKelly 'wanted dead or alive' 07/03/09 12:53am
en: im debating wether or not i wanna get tipsy tonight 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Lead & teach young people that "Character is doing right without regard to inward desire, outward pressure, or eventual outcome" Dr B. R 07/03/09 12:53am
en: A sweet little ride or die chick storyline maybe??LOL Drake needs2 ask @willynorthpole for a little advice. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Well, Off 2 Being Naughty - Interested in some Hush Hush Activity?? Visit Me or My Sexy Friends http://www.TinyURL.com/alyv5 TTFN XoXoX 07/03/09 12:53am
en: ok i def need to get a nap in before work tonight or I will NOT make it. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @Dette121: haha, well we have to write like three paragraphs on a movie or play we saw based on a novel. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: (@G3miniGyrl) Lol! "are u a squirrel, or u just like my nuts!? Whaaaaaa!" #catchphrase (via @rainnwilson) 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @Nagrarok You're "pumped" after "watching" a "movie" & need to cut your arm off.. Are you killing kittens or am i re 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Pod Touch giveaway only 11 days left: To win subscribe to CMA FeedBurner or to CMA YouTube Channel, see here: http://tr.im/oB4Z 07/03/09 12:53am
en: i swear i hate "takeover" or we gotta "movement" like at the end of the day if u have to continuously say that! ur living in a dre 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @rnaworld if you have any questions about the TSD program feel free to email admissions@ciis.edu or tweet us! 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @daewond3r my first stretch (no homo) was from a 14g to either 6 or 4g. Bad move. If you wait a couple weeks in between you can go up 2g ... 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Is it me or are Japanese students getting fatter?? Too much western fast food in their diets? Not enough exercise? Hmmm..... 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @JoeJxFlyWithMe heyy did that url work, or was it too long? 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Every1 on my #followfriday shouts either tweeted or retweeted me today and the rest r just really cool! 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @mszenia220 SHE CANT B BALLIN WITH BOOST MOBILE. OR POCKET......thats dead. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @handekucuk At first I thought you were talking about someone having an "Ugly Mug" or face. I didn't know it was a place. Duh  07/03/09 12:53am
en: @tristankent You better be on in twenty minutes. Or more. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @shannan79 It *sooo* rocks these days. GH has been my all time #1 since I was 9, but in the last year or so OLTL has knocked it down. :D 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @GreenRomance Go here to chat: http://tweetchat.com/room/MCRchat or tag responses with "#MCRchat" 07/03/09 12:53am
it: @imunpredictable g.i. joe or g.i. jane lmao 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @ADRIANNEA Some people have a strange knack for doing that... well he'll come around sooner or later... that shit always happens! 07/03/09 12:53am
en: [#NWS #Watches and Warnings] There are no active watches, warnings or advisories http://tinyurl.com/losugn 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Cold stone or Baskin robins?? 07/03/09 12:53am
en: RT @brennanloveless Or how about when you wake and its dark and You freak out cause you dont know what time or day it is... 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @miguelstdancer Haha probably was or they gone to bed x 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @JonathanRKnight laundry hanging from the stage...now that's hot...or it was after the pyros were tested, lol 07/03/09 12:53am
en: (@adthomas3) Lol lol lol RT @rainnwilson: "are u a squirrel, or u just like my nuts!? Whaaaaaa!" #catchphrase 07/03/09 12:53am
en: RT @SexualChoko1ate: @ConPhlict fuck you, your washed if you don't have 2 or more phones!<~~~ no ur washed cuz u gotta pay 2 or more bills!! 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Why are armored car guards always either really tall and skinny or really short and fat? 07/03/09 12:53am
en: need to get out and meet new people or something...erg! 07/03/09 12:53am
en: (@ChuckleTweets) (@rainnwilson) "are u a squirrel, or u just like my nuts!? Whaaaaaa!" #catchphrase 07/03/09 12:53am
en: http://tinyurl.com/oorlxs - Want to get him or her back? Find out how 07/03/09 12:53am
en: @kaylaeffinrae u workin tomorrow or not?? 07/03/09 12:53am
en: I love knowing that tomorrow it's going to amazingly humid. I hate the heat as it is but it's like rubbing salt into a wound or something. 07/03/09 12:53am
en: Let's play a love game... Do you want love or you want fame? 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: I swear @leanne_curley is a gay magnet! Next thing you know she'll be driving a Subaru or she'll get a sex change and pull up in a Jetta 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: I either need some stock images of fire - or I will be setting things afire myself. I am bored, where is my lighter? 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: Please RT: @streetia is on Twitter! You can get points or money by following or RT Streetia #streetia #game 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: just cuz you believe it will happen doesnt mean it will... you must make it happen... also slap a hoe or 2 lol... off to berlin IN 3 hours.. 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: @Rev_L How about a "Hello" or "Gee, I miss your sweet ass?" You hooker! Otherwise, how are ya?! You getting on okay? 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: Gage of how bad my day is: The level of retweets, because I have nothing clever or amusing to say. 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: For my class..before the lecture in 30 mins or less.. 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: RT @EiGhTy7sZfyNEst #urwashed if the niggas on the block can have a full blown argument about if ur pussy is good or not (lmfao!) 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: @ShadowSaber1 What! Little Lee is very drunk, have you had one or two as well? If not hope you had one hell of a night! 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: @JMGoree I PRAY Avery. Or Bill Laimbeer. 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: @drdrew did you plan on rt'ing 3 minutes after grunberg did or are you always online? 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: @xozai starting to wonder if Winky D is code name or pet name for you. prolly latter. 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: Here is how you check to see if your (or a) Contractor is legit in Oregon. http://www.ccb.state.or.us/ 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: It mysteriously smells like spaghetti in the teen center. Either that or I'm really hungry. 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: @noarmsjames or diamonds. def might be diamonds, she knows how I love them :) 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: bring me foooood. or listen to The Word Alive myspace.com/thewordalive 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: Just put out the NEW Lemonade from Basic Grey! If you come in today or Friday - you can get it at 15% Off! ~K 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: Is it just me, or does the "Stay thirsty, my friends" guy from the Dos Equis commercials look like every hobo in Logan Square? 07/02/09 11:13pm
no: @stargirl428 Fletchzies? Or just Fletch? 07/02/09 11:13pm
en: Can't tell whether I'm more infatuated with Merlin or Arthur... 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @maureenjohnson If it's going to be fisticuffs and/or rapiers at dawn with (insert nemesis writer here) I volunteer to be your second! 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @kintha Or his idol could be WFB, but nobody told him he signed with the Royals. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: OK, so, I have very little artistic (no logo) or design (all text) skills, but a basic wiki is up: http://is.gd/1lS16 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @gapmin it is, but some ppl think relationships are one-way...like a fanbase or something. =/ 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Hey @ddlovato *are you coming to el paso, texas or to mexico any time soon?* #demilovatolive 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: It would obviously be better to have signed Lee or Millsap. But if the owner wants short term wins for no long term money, what can you do? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Could of let the dreamkillaz kill my self esteem, or use the arrogance as the steam that power my dreamz! My EGO! 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: a fail on the getting a burp up after dreamfeed. right...am tired. going to sleep for 4hrs or so! 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: New affiliate program http://www.mightytraffic.com/affiliateInfo.asp 10% of every sale! This month refer $500 or more and get an extra $100 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @reddyd03 thanks booby! Did you see this in glamour? I think I just did, or on tv...weird. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Mateo going home. Frankie in heaven. The baby not coming too early or too late. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Can't wait for next Thursdays early screening in btown of 500 days. Hope it isn't a chick flick though, or has nudity to make up for it ;) 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @NeilRaden - that would mean he's weak or standing on a trap door typically :) 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @kid_disco Why don't you like those? Some people like remembering where the link came from. Or you mean bec no link love via Twitter? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Having serious trouble getting "Getting Things Done" done. Hmm, maybe I need to put it in my in-bucket? Or is it my projects list? Hah. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Karissa you dont know when or where but I will get you back for those face in the holes!youll see payback is comin muawahaha. k love ya bye 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Welcome commissions home, business, alma mater (high school/college), church exchanged vows or any place has sentimental meaning to you. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @FASHIONISMYLIFE need a new graphic designer? All your web/graphic design needs for small price! www.cashgrafix.com or hit me up! 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @chamillionaire which hat is betta da houston wit just da star or houston wit da star n h n da mid im thinkn wwcd what would cham do lol 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @vinnie i mean for halloween or something. #phelpsin 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @Sarryb1978 are you home or stll working ? Is it raining yet ? Cooler outside but still hot indoors tonite. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: RT @ThyroidMary: If a doctor says "my way or the highway," fire him/her, & find a competent one concerned w/your health, not his/her ego 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Twitpic updates not showing up on Twitter now. Anybody have this issue or know a cure ? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @Sexxyindividual u work at a bar or something?wish I could go to sleep. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Griffth: Insurance or not traumas are treated. That is America or something. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @spikethecat Dog & flip-flops: Same happened to me w/ sandals I was wearing. And it was my own dog! Ultimate dissin' or just pissin'? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Share Builder Secrets: By Anne DurrellIf you are interested in buying and selling stocks online or you just want.. http://tinyurl.com/l3fcj8 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: so what happens when i finally hit @nickiminaj and her shit is dry as "fresh bread" from publix?? do i twit yall and tell you or ... 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Rt@FlySoloKQB: #urwashed When you argue at the door over the price!!! Yeh no hagglin in or out.. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: 1 more, #urwashed if left the club & u wake up next 2 a ugly girl or guy & u blame it on the alcohol..No u need to blame if on ur bad taste 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Car sick, or is that from the paneer i just inhaled? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: I don't think there is an answer, I think he's being rhetorical. Or dumb. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @jannaMmerritt ahhh osaka or wasabi? So sad I'm missing out. Let's go soon!!!! :) 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: be back in an hour... or so.. http://plurk.com/p/1616kz 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: sending an update to my brother on the safety or rather unsafety of plastic dryer vent hoses 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: #urwashed if you let your girl go out with a dude that she say is just a "friend"-- ya dick is little-- get some Extenze or somethin 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: is about deciding whether to go away to uni or not, but it depends on sooo much more :):) 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @jaymin96 this http://tinyurl.com/nwdcq4 or http://tinyurl.com/mvu8ns ? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: #urwashed if your named after a car or a liquor lmao 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @NitaMichelle a group or like a foot team? #MarioBreakup 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @kinematografia lmfao thank god i won't be able to get party invites anymore or anything ughhh stupid xbl i hate it ; 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: http://twitpic.com/93apv - My newest purchase. I can't wait to have my own zombie and/or Chuthlu! 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Catalogue Sale now on!! Call us on 3800 5229 or come down to 129 Browns Plains Rd Browns Plains and grab yourself a bargain !! 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: I don't like the 'tone' in some of the tweets written.....or is it the 'tone' in which I am reading them......?? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Only if you invite me! Wait, I'm busy at #animeexpo - RT @Brittneyondich: so i'm thinkiing about a party on saturday.. yay or nay? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Revise sketches or pay bills? Which shall it be...? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Oh that reminds me, I start my 8 weeks with a personal trainer tomorrow..I bet I won't be able to stand or sit on Saturday UGHHH 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @Yekith and it's not like she kept taking anything, just once, those things for flu/cold symptoms, not antibiotics or anything. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @danko83 oops, sammy ate the cookies&cream and mingyung took home black raspberry and strawberry. pecan or vanilla chocolate chip available. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @mmitchelldaviss or cry whichever makes me feel better i know i wanna laugh so hard ill cry thats the best 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @nickdawson Yeah, I think I may be going in to shock or something. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: omfg my mom bitches at every fucking thing i do or dont do. like take a xanax and calm the fuck down 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @aots @shatner. Facebook or Myspace 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @CProctor86 It was either $$$ or rings ... 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @ttaylor1220 ion know I'm thinking bout it..is u comin back tonight or tomorrow 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Why is it when Im en route to the city a fuckin downpour occurs. Are we in Seattle or NYC? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Also lokng 4place2live &packing in process.Major unwanted life change.Not coping very well.Not smiling,not sleepng or eatng-cant stop crying 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: The Poet sucks. This is key. His or her craft derives always from some old club-foot or flaw, some disjunction. "Artaud has unfriended you." 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Debating riding 70 miles tomorrow in flip-flops, clippy shoes or just trail shoes. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @AOTS To: William shatner. Would you ather reprise your role as Capt. Kirk or become a jedi? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @Weirtoo Well, something like Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro...they definitely mirror images. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @Natalieslab I think that is symbolic (the wedding dress thing) maybe it's her 2nd or 3rd wedding. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Will Mr. Sark be joining the chat today? Will Teggy get her cupcake or will George swoop in and steal it?! Find out in about 45 minutes... 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: trying to talk to my aunt into taking me to get a microdermal implant piercing. where should i get it? i think finger or collarbone. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @JakeCanuso yes I just had chocolate cake. I might have ice cream now or a piece of Galaxy chocolate ha ha 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @muzicalSOUL idk ima just tryna have fun call me or bbm me we can do something. http://myloc.me/7cNK 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Reconnecting w/ an old flame can be the best or worst thing a person can do... But y does faith put u in that place to begin with?? 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Tingly fingers, is it anticipation or is it a heart attack, im going to decide over a soy latte and some Choco Loco Coco. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @fatheaddesign The news media, while not victims, do serve up the information (right or wrong) that the public prefers. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @massiella Listen Doggy, @dopeguhxfresh Wants Ur Updates 2 Stop Poppin Up, Remove Her Or Block Her Now 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: www.iReallyNeedaDollar.com, donate to a worth cause and a family in need. One or even five dollars will greatly help him & his family out. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: To be or not to be that's the question 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: @betsydornbusch He's being self-deprecating. OR he's highly annoyed with me. I'm sort of chatter-y today. 07/02/09 11:12pm
en: Any shows this weekend? Or is this the calm before the storm? 07/02/09 11:12pm

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